JOURFIXE

Есть тяжелые моменты
в жизни творческих людей;
пожилые импотенты
ищут опытных блядей.

(приписывается М. Дудину)

Очень жизнерадостно.

When the Saints go Marching in
Traditional

O when the saints go marchin' in,
O when the saints go marchin' in,
Lord, I want to be in that number
When the saints go marchin' in.

O when the sun refuse to shine,
O when the sun refuse to shine,
Lord, I want to be in that number
When the sun refuse to shine.

O when the moon goes down in blood,
O when the moon goes down in blood,
Lord, I want to be in that number
When the moon goes down in blood.

O when the stars have disappeared,
O when the stars have disappeared,
Lord, I want to be in that number
When the stars have disappeared,

O when they crown Him Lord of all,
O when they crown Him Lord of all,
Lord, I want to be in that number
When they crown Him Lord of all.

O when the day of judgement comes,
O when the day of judgement comes,
Lord, I want to be in that number
When the day of judgement comes.

Дык, госпелы - они вообще жизнерадостные...

If I could I surely would,
Stand on the rock where Moses stood.
Pharoah's army got drownded,
Oh, Mary don't you weep.

Mary wore three links of chain,
Every link was Jesus name.
Pharoah's army got drownded
Oh, Mary don't you weep.

Mary wore three links of chain,
Every link was Freedom's name,
Pharoah's army got drownded
Oh, Mary don't you weep.

One of these nights about twelve o'clock,
This old world is gonna reel and rock.
Pharoah's army got drownded
Oh, Mary don't you weep.

Moses stood on the Red Sea shore,
Smotin' the water with a two-by-four.
Pharoah's army got drownded
Oh, Mary don't you weep.

God gave Noah the rainbow sign,
No more water but fire next time.
Pharoah's army got drownded
Oh, Mary don't you weep.

The Lord told Moses what to do,
To lead those Hebrew children through.
Pharoah's army got drownded
Oh, Mary don't you weep.

(Разные версии пели Арета Фрэнклин, Сэм Кук... но особенно рекомендую Брюса Спрингстина - позитив полнейший)

(надрывая глотку и ударяя кулаком об стол, под грохот кружек)

Israel was in Egipt land -
Let my people go!
Oppressed so hard they could not stand -
Let my people go!

Неужели Моисей был членом профсоюза плотников?
Вместе с Иосифом...

Надо ещё лицо в чёрный цвет выкрасить...

на аватаре у кота морда таки черная

Вдогонку себе, за госпел "Маша, не плакай" - если вдруг кто не слыхал, ознакомиться можно тут, не пожалеете:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF92RVQkUm8

Ну уж коли дело дошло до ссылок, то посмотрите - вот это драйв! (Louis Armstrong - Danny Kaye: When the Saints go Marching in)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm6ktYq0Yxk

Загадка.
Что такое: не бурчит и в жопу не вставляется?